- One word: hair
- More hair than all previous Star Trek commanding officers combined!
- Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.
- Beams down to the planet like real Captains should.
- Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line.
- Hasn't let an adolescent pilot the Federation flagship -- yet.
- Voyager requires a woman as Captain. The ship needs a Captain willing to admit they're lost and pull over for directions.
- Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way through.
- Hasn't quote Shakespeare -- yet.
- Looks better in sleepwear.
- Janeway gives guilt trips that would make a Jewish mother proud.
- Isn't French with an English accent.
- Smart enough to have a Vulcan officer.
- Will give you two days off to ponder your life-shattering experience.
- Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to convince them to behave better.
- Janeway has a First Officer with a tattoo.
- She doesn't have any pesky Federation Admirals to get in her way.
- Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles.
- Acknowledges freely when she breaks the Prime Directive instead of trying to weasel her way out of it with philosophical ramblings.
- 13 episodes and still hasn't surrendered the ship.
- 13 episodes and Wesley still hasn't saved the ship.
- Janeway's holo programs create useful things like doctors and lungs.
- Picard's holodecks create maniacal evil geniuses who yet again take over the ship.
- Janeway doesn't need to straighten her uniform every time she stands.
- Picard: Three words: Stretch velour jumpers
- Janeway: Three words: Form fitting uniform
- Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic!
- Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt; Janeway would look incredible... no, they can't do that on network television.
- Doesn't force her crew to wear stupid outfits, unless it is to blend in with a primitive planet.
- She is smart enough not to waste time learning foreign languages.
- All lifeforms in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect English.
- Her engineer does not wear a banana clip over her eyes.
- Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments.
- Doesn't have a Counselor on board (thank God!).
- Her telepath only lives nine years.
- Her Chief Medical Officer will NEVER command the ship. (*whew* "Cathexis" was a close one!)
- Janeway heard the words "boldly go where no man (er, woman) has gone before" and took them to the extreme.
- Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force".
- Janeway's Security Chief would never grow a ponytail.
- The high point of Enterprise cuisine were scrambled eggs that only Worf could stomach.
- Janeway doesn't have to point which way to go when they set off.
- Maintains an elaborate hairdo that would baffle even Princess Leia.
- Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris, are YOU ever stupid."
- Hugs her Vulcan from time to time.
- She doesn't have a starship that splits in half when it's in a tight spot.
- Has a dog and a significant other, not some damn fish!
- Kes. Troi. No contest.
- Neelix. Replicator. Ok, this one's debatable.
- At least she doesn't have to yell "Hot!" at her cook every time she wants something to drink.
- Janeway's ship has neat-looking folding warp nacelles.
- Janeway's CONN officer actually went through the Academy.
- Janeway's first officer has a hallucinogenic device.
- To help her relax, Janeway's first officer helps her contact her spirit guide. Picard's first officer helps him get... to Risa.
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