In a fit of rage, B'Elanna Torres wires The Doctor up to "the Clapper."
Janeway discovers, too late, that the Holodoctor was programmed with the knowledge of a 20th century doctor: Jack Kevorkian.
Voyager crew members are afraid to ask the Holodoctor for a second opinion for fear of his saying, "All right. You're ugly, too."
Neelix begins to have second thoughts about filling out his Starfleet Organ Donor Card.
With the morale of the crew in mind, Neelix cooks up a batch of "Ricola" for Captain Janeway's raspy voice.
Much to Captain Janeway's horror, she discovers that the Voyager crew is not lost after all--they were just reading the stellar maps upside-down.
When something happens to the Voyager, Janeway gives the crew more than 1 second to respond before she yells, "Report!"
The Voyager's ship historian suggests that Janeway abandon her ancient hairdo and try a 24th Century style. |
