by Jesse Glaspey & Daniel Furuya
10. He makes funny faces behind Janeway's back.
9. He loves Jackie Collins holo-novels!
8. He LOVES disco.
7. He keeps wondering if he'll ever get the chance to bag Madonna.
6. He secretly wants his own talk show called 'Talk with Tuvok!'
5. He envies the Kazon for their haircuts.
4. He hopes he won't have to show his ass like Chakotay did in that one episode.
3. He loves to wear a fake 'arrow through the head'.
2. He loves Beavis and Butthead.
1. His favorite movie: STAR TREK 5! |
