(set to the ballad of Gilligan's Island)
by Jesse Glaspey
Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
that started from this Bajoran port,
aboard this tiny ship.
Janeway was a federation lass,
Tuvok brave and sure
200 passengers set out that day
on a three day tour.
a three day tour.
The Caretaker was getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the help of a Maquis crew
Voyager would be lost
Voyager would be lost
The ship came out near Ocampa
Thanks to Paris at the helm,
With Janeway,
Chakotay too,
A tour guide,
And his chick,
B'ellana Torres,
The Doctor and Harry Kim,
Here on Katherine's ship!
This is the tale of our castaways
They're gone for a long, long time
They'll have to make the best of things
It's enough to cry.
The first mate and the Captain too
Will do their very best
To make the others do their work
In this Delta Quadrant mess!
The Borg,
The Swarm,
The Kazon too!
Not a single friend in sight!
Like actor Dave Caruso,
Their careers are in a plight!
So join us here each week, trekkie!
A good show it coulda been.
A tale of a Federation crew,
Here on UPN! |
