Author: Trek Tech
10. The Borg Queen said their mother eats larva.
9. The Borg got the last copy of the "Star Trek Communicator" in the quadrant.
8. Any conversation Species 8472 ever had with the Borg ended with
"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
7. Borg can't jump.
6. To wear a rotating arm is considered sacreliage.
5. The Borg couldn't come up with a better name for them than "Species 8472."
4. The only species considered strong is one with plastic flamingos.
3. The Borg got indigestion from eating escargot on rye.
2. When they squeeze the Borg cube, it starts shaking and giggling.
1. When Species 8472 first hailed the Borg, the only reply they got
was, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." |
