Author: Trek Tech
10. Act out the entire contents of Stephen King's "It"!
9. Tell over 1,530,674 different dumb blonde jokes!
8. Squawk like a pink flamingo!
7. Know the current worth of every Beanie Baby ever created!
6. Tell the difference between Bill Clinton and Bob Dole!
5. Say "supercalifragalisticexpealidocious" backwards!
4. Sing the entire Barney theme without doubling over and hurling!
3. Can catch bullets in his holographic teeth!
2. Knows all the DOS commands *and* what they do!
1. Treat Borg skin irritation! |
