10. The multiplying plastic flamingos squawk with fright when he comes near

9. That minor detail of his having four big toes on his right foot

8. Two words: Plastic Hair

7. The spots were Magic Marker. He's an alien trying to look like a human trying to look like an alien.

6. His comm badge has a mysterious habit of behaving like a compass

5. There's only two people that can make a clarinet screech so bad: a fourth grader and an alien

4. Rips in the space/time continuum are drawn to him like moths to a lamp

3. No human male could have resisted that long on that planet

2. He was close friends with Wesley

1. He's never heard of Star Wars