10. Squeezed to death by Barney the Homicidal Purple Dinosaur

9. Slipping on a banana peel

8. While configuring the subspace convertor warp poloron ray she gets
hit by a passing anti radon chronoton LostInSpace beacon

7. While explaining that he only has one talent, Chakotay draws a katana...

6. Multiplying plastic flamingos hit her on the head when they come
out of the overhead compartment

5. Harry played his Smashing Pumpkins CD one too many times

4. She tries to kill the Roadrunner (beep-beep!)

3. Jerry Springer decides to go clean. Whole universe dies from shock.

2. She catches the Flu-From-Hell from a certain dying TTL writer

1. The TV 'PG' rating fell from the sky