Author: Unknown
10 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to
die."
9 "Welcome to the last 5 seconds of the rest of your life!"
8 "Do you guys know how to "Duck and Cover"?"
7 "3.....2.....1...Happy New Ye--!"
6 "Have you gentlemen ever had the thrill that comes from being flung
400,000,000 feet by a massive explosion? I haven't, but I'm just
*dying* to know what it's like!"
5 "I just have to say one thing..."(she turns, throws her arms around
Commander Chakotay who is next to her, kisses him quickly and
wispers)......"I love you!" (before going up in a blaze of glory.)
[Well, why not?]
4 [Suddenly panicking] "Oh, My God! We're All Gonna *DIE!* WHAT THE H*LL WAS
I *THINKING*?"
3 "Well, I'm glad that you're here. I have a certain passage from an
Earth Bible all memorized for such an occasion as this one. "Ezekiel
23:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he........" [Well, you get the idea. Powerful, yes, but this would be
used only in the event that they got Quentin Tarantino to direct.]
2 "Hello gentlemen. We surrender......................NOT!"
1 [In a Sally Struthers voice] Hey, do you want to be killed in the
self destruction of a Starfleet vessel? Sure, we all do!" |