Author: Trek Tech
10 When they get mad, they get *mad*
9 They thought the hair spray was conditioner
8 It all started in the 60's with the "I'm an individual" fad...
7 Their hair got caught in a blender
6 They've played with balloons over their heads for far too long.
5 They've seen too much Earth TV and they like the "grunge look"
4 They fight over who gets to use the toaster
3 The power cord for their ship's computer is too short to reach the socket,
so they use themselves as connectors.
2 Unlike Ben Franklin, when they flew the kite, the lightning *didn't* miss...
1 Before they had phasers...they used rotten eggs |
