(which they did, but that's another story)
10. In confusion, they eat the neural gel packs
9. Go transporter happy and beam each other into bulkheads
8. Give the Doc a Kazon name; such as Ja-Schmulis Regar
7. Have Ja-Schmulis turn Seska into a Kazon (She's been everything else)
6. Bash their rocky heads together up and down the corridors
5. Bash leftover humans together up and down the corridors
4. Shut off all the freakin' lights
3. Worship the warp core and bring it tribute like the primitives they are
2. Raise and lower the warp nacelles real fast till the left one falls
off and the right one always squeaks from now on
1. Strike a close friendship with the psychotic Ensign Suder, allow
him run of the ship, whereupon he brutally murders several hundred of them |
