Author: Trek Tech
10. Whenever a phaser is fired, it squeals like a tribble.
9. Bugs Bunny leads the Maquis revolt.
8. The only screen saver that works is the Flying Windows (tm) one.
7. Whoopi Cushion on the captain's chair.
6. Sandrine's Strip Joint.
5. No matter what you ask for, the replicators will only make plastic
flamingos.
4. The doors only open if you say, "Seska Rules!"
3. Instead of hair pasta, Neelix serves Milkbones.
2. A guy and two robots sit in theater chairs and make fun of their
attempts at escape.
1. Voyager finds a way home in four days under Chakotay's command. |
