Author: Trek Tech
10. Hair pasta all over the mess hall
9. After Borgified crap is taken off, sticks plastic flamingo on her
arm trying to duplicate "the claw"
8. Piles of books like "Techniques of Contacting Former Collectives"
and "101 Ways to a Successful Takeover" all over her quarters
7. Showing up for work in a tutu and Army boots
6. Favorite holoprogram "Barney and Friends go to Vulcan"
5. Silly String all over the bridge consoles
4. Coming out of the bathroom with bits of toilet paper stuck all
over her chin
3. Answering everyone's "Good morning" with "You will be
assimilated"
2. Using the CD-ROM drives as coffee cup holders
1. Runs around the ship screaming "There's no place like the
Collective! There's no place like the Collective! There's no
place like the Collective!" |
