10 Serious discussion of "spirit guides"
9 Harry Kim is still alive (please don't tease me with alternate universes)
8 It doesn't have Worf
7 Janeway told Tuvok that he hurt her feelings and it bothered him.(Don't follow orders because
I'm the @!!$# Captain, do it because you like me.)
6 Torres never gets enough screen time
5 Let me get this straight, TNG had the Borg, DS9 has the Dominion, and you guys get the
Kazon? I think thats a screw sticking out of your back. ( Paging Mr. Berman... Hello?)
4 The best character is a Hologram (can you say Red Dwarf?) who can't leave Sick Bay or the
Holodeck.
3 Janeway sounds like a throat cancer victim, and has the charisma of a Carp. (Please no more
bathtub scenes)
2 They actually met Amelia Earhardt. (Look, when I want to watch Gilligan's Island, I'll turn
it to TBS) PS. Oh yeah, that whole Voyager can land idea has really opened up the story
lines. Anyone here ever hear of a transporter?
1 Ok, there is some good news. At least Troi is in another quadrant. (Can you feel this
Counsellor) |
