43. The most irritating crewmember (Harry Kim) gets killed...or
tortured...painfully...over and over again...without mercy...and
again...oohhhh yesss..ehr sorry, got carried away.

42. When there is something to celebrate, even the Borg on board
drinks up and gets toasted!

41. There's only one kid on the ship and she hasn't saved it yet.

40. Harry will someday break out of his repression and
spontaneously combust.

39. They build their own d*mn shuttles!

38. Chakotay gets more babe action on screen than Riker and Kirk
combined!

37. Holodeck safeties are for ninnies.

36. Who else would've told us about "Pon Farr Night" at the San
Francisco bar?

35. Boothby never brought Picard roses.

34. Those constant, adorable twentieth century references of Paris's.

33. The crew has changed the future/past more times than anybody
else.

32. Janeway will someday break out of her repression and
spontaneously combust.

31. Cool drop-down engine nacelles make going through carwash a
breeze!

30. The Doctor's tendency to electrocute girlfriends often the topic
of Janeway's safe-sex seminars.

29. "Caretaker" sequence in series opener filmed in Branson, MO.

28. "Wormholes" actually easy to find...Ooops, I'm sorry, I thought
this was a "Fishing List."

27. Voyager's ability to land makes stopping at garage sales a snap!

26. Being 60,000 light years from Earth makes it easy to pick up
Gilligan's Island in prime-time!

25. 60,000 light years from home, half the crew are spies, and they
still seem to manage very well without smashing up the ship.

24. Captain Katherine Janeway leads the united teams of Starfleet
and Marquis personnel with an exciting combination of sensitivity,
determination and intelligence. (The sentence says it all, need we
say more?)

23. Kes...Troi...no contest.

22. Neelix...Replicator.. Ok, this one's debatable.

21. Compression phaser rifles.

20. A captain who's not afraid to sweat.

19. Luaus on the holodeck.

18. '69 Cameros and a guy who can appreciate them.

17. The only doctor in the galaxy who won't get his female patients
pregnant.

16. If you mess with Janeway and her crew she won't reason with
you. She'll drive the ship into oblivion and take you with her.

15. That "I'm a doctor, not a so-and-so" joke just never gets tired.

14. Vulcan crewmember is over a hundred, and still looks great!

13. Gul Dukat may frighten Sisko, but he would never survive The
Look.

12. If Wesley ever shows up on Voyager, Janeway will pat him on
the head, feed him milk and cookies, and order him to stay the hell
off her bridge.

11. Klingon female cast member doesn't show more cleavage than
Pamela Anderson. (We'll just leave Seven out of this.)

10. Any minute now, Paris and Torres are going to jump each other.

9. Any minute now, Paris and Torres are going to beat the crap out
of Neelix.

8. Doesn't feel the need to mention root beer every second episode.

7. None of the sexual tension on the show involves a bad actor with
a beer gut.

6. Don't like a new enemy race? Wait awhile and Voyager's outta
there!

5. 70,000 light years from home, Voyager's crew actually has a
reason to waste so much time on the holodeck.

4. Q can flirt with the captain all he likes without making parents
nervous.

3. Diplomacy has its place, but Janeway would rather punch her way
through.

2. First officer has a high-tech peyote button he's willing to share.

1. Half the crew are criminals, and everyone keeps getting arrested.