Spongebob: Gary!
                    Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time. 
                Come
                on, let's go get the water started. 
                You're gonna have to
                get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard
                way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard
                way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging
                way. So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Gary! 
                Check out
                this new toy.
 
                *throws the ball*
 
                Fetch. 
                *the toy boomerangs
                    back to Spongebob then reads the box 
                    *New* Boomerang
                    Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm. 
                    *throws the box but it boomerangs
                    back and hits Spongebob in the head*
                     Gary! There's a
                    bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds
                    unless you take a bath! Please... 
                    bomb explodes
                     I
                    am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages. 
                    *random
                    pictures come up then a Scottish Girl picture appears *
                    I'm
                    sorry you had to see that. on the phone Hello, Fancy
                    French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't
                    take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's
                    like your speaking some other language. hangs up Hey
                    Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn.
                    * 
                    flips
                    Gary into the wall and breaks his shell*
 
                    Hey Gary! How
                    'bout some leap frog?
                    *
                    a cane hits him in the head *
                    I've
                          got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take
                    a bath in this house. 
                    *
                    Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then
                          takes the dollar*
 
                    Ya-da-da-da... 
                    *
                    stops dancing *
                    That
                          didn't work either, huh? 
                          *
                          Spongebob dressed as a
                          pirate*
                           Gary!
                          Gary! Gary! Look what I found. It's an old, pirate
                          treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate
                          treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go
                          get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to
                          the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...24, 25, 26,
                          27, 40. The treasure must be in here! 
                          *
                          opens
                          bathroom door*
 
                    Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure
                    chest.
                      Gary: Meow.
                      Spongebob: Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub.
                            It's treasure. Look, dubloons.
                            * 
                    shows 2 bars of soap *
                    Don't
                              drop them. Look at this broach. 
                              *shows a rubber duck*
                        Gary: Meow.
                        Spongebob: I don't know what a snail would
                              want with a broach. Now why don't you just get
                              into the tub. trys
                              to throw Gary in the tub but fails Get in the
                              tub! trys
                              to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get
                              in the tub. trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get
                              in the tub. trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails
                              again In the tub. trys to throw Gary in the tub
                              but fails again In the tub. trys to throw Gary in
                              the tub but fails again Now, Gary, are you
                              gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to... picks up Gary but
                              both stick to the ceiling Gary, could you... one
                              of Gary's eyes go back in and Spongebob loses grip Gary,
                              no! Gary! Spongebob falls in the tub Alright,
                              Gary, you have dooped, and/or, frustrated me for
                              the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to
                              the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come
                              to you. absorbs all the water
                              in the bathtub Psst, Gary. Bath delivery. Spongebob
                              spits water at Gary but misses Come back, Gary.
                              I have something to share with you. Spongebob spits a lot of
                              water at Gary but misses Now this is more like
                              it. Water you waiting for, Gary?
                        Gary: meowing in a tree
                        Spongebob: Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time
                              to clean up your act, Gary. spits out water at Gary but realizes
                              its a record playing Gary's meows Oh, no! I
                              bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin. Gary takes the ladder
                              off the tree Gary! Bring that ladder back this
                              instant. I am really not amused, mister. You are
                              going to take a bath, and you are going to get
                              clean right now.
                        Gary: Meow.
                        Spongebob: I am so the boss of you.
                        Gary: Meow.
                        Spongebob: It may be a free country, but
                              you live in my house under my rules.
                        Gary: Meow.
                        Spongebob: Don't use that tone of voice
                              with me. You will do what I say when I say. What
                              are you doing? I am talking to you, mister. Do
                              not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do
                              you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get
                              away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a
                              half...don't make me say three. Gary leans over
                              the puddle Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Spongebob falls
                              in the mud puddle I'm a dirty boy.
                        in bathroom
                        Gary: Meow.
                        Spongebob: Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting
                              behind my ears. Gary smiles
                        End