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Q: What spreadsheet software do the Borg use?
A: Locutus 1-2-3
Q: What software do the Borg use to tally wives of assimilation
victims?
A. Locutus 1-2-3 for Widows
Borg 1: Well, we've assimilated every species in the known
universe... What are we going to do now?
Borg 2: We're goin' to Disneyland
Q: What does a depressed Borg say?
A: Everything's NOT futile.
Q: "What do you call a conceited Borg?"
A: "Average."
Q: What do you get when you cross a Borg with Robbie the Robot?
A: Marvin the Paranoid Android! Bada Boom!
Q: What do you call a Borg with no arms and no legs?
A: An appliance.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Borg with a race of pre-sentient
ocean-based mammals who communicate by sonar?
A: You get a larger Borg.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Borg with a black magic marker?
A: A Borg with a big black X on it.
Q: What do you call a person who becomes a cyborg, is patched up and
made organic, becomes a cyborg again, and gets religion?
A: A Borg again Christian.
Q: Did you hear that the Enterprise is getting married?
A: They have engaged the Borg.
Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them.
(or)
Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Illumination is irrelevant.
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