- "I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim... OOH! DONUTS!"
- "I am Bart of Borg... Who the hell are you?"
- "I'm Borg Simpson, who the hell are you?"
- Chalkboard: `I will not assimilate others.'
- "Mmmmmmmm... Borrrrrrg"
- "I am Bart, of Borg. Having a cow is irrelevant. Eating my shorts is useless. You will be assimilated."
- "I am Flanders of Borg. Prepare to be assimilly-limilly-lated"
- "I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to beUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!"
- "I am GrandPa of Borg. I was going to go assimilate some onions, and I had an onion on my belt,
- which was the style at the time..."
- "Hi there, I'm Borg McClure. You might have seen me in such films as,
- ``Assimilation is Easy'', ``Let's Get Irrelevant'' or ``Borg 2000: The Assimilation Milkman.''"
- "HI KIDS! I'm Krusty the Assimilator, and this is my sidekick, Sideshow Borg!"
- "I am Apu of Borg. Would you care for some Assimilation Squishies?"
- "I am Professor John Frink of Borg. With my new death ray, I can assimilate almost everything!"
- "I am Snake of Borg. Oh no... Assimilators."
- "I am Otto of Borg. Assimilation is KEWL!!!!!!!!!!"
- "I am Bart of Borg, assimilate my shorts!"
- "I know the procedure for assimilation. I am a convenience store owner, you know." --- Apu
- "I'm Edna Krabapple of Borg. What do you say we ... assimilate?"
- "This is Chief Wiggins of Borg. Assimilate immediately or...(where's my gun?)
... or... uh... or you
- WON'T assimilate! (The game started yet?)"
- "I am Barney of Borg. Are you gunna finish that beer... AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPP!"
- "As the, uh, Mayor of this Borg, ... I say ``Let the assimilations begin!''" --- "Diamond Joe" Quimby
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