- "I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated!"
- "Hi, ho! Kermit the Borg here, with an assimilation news flash!"
- "Borg... James Borg."
- [Australian relevance alert] "I am Paul Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have."
- "I am Svedish Chef of Burg. Prepaur to bey Assimilatedy. Borg borg borg!"
- "I am Deiter of Borg. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate."
- " " --- Marcel Marceau of Borg.
- "I am Delors of euroborg, prepare to be assimilated, I mean federated."
- "I am Wayne Campbell of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated... NOT."
- "Hi, friends, this is Oral Roborg! If yew send yer money to money t'me, the Borg God Almighty will assimilate you into the promised land!"
- "I Am Vadercus of Borg. You Will Be Assimilated, My Son."
- "Hi. I'm Mr. Rogers of Borg. I'm going to assimilate you into my neighbourhood because that's my special job." --- followed by --- "Can you say "assimilate"? I knew you could."
- "I am Arnold Scwharzenegger of Borg. Prepare to be assim... assimil... terminated!" --- followed by --- "Resistahnce is futile. Ahl be back, Picard."
- "Hi. We're the Blues Brothers. We're on a mission from Borg."
- "We are Borg. Hear us roar!"
- "I am George Bush of Borg. No New Assimilations!"
- "I assimilate you, you assimilate me... Happiness IS IRRELEVANT" --- Barney the Borg
- "Hello, my frenz. I'm Bob Swerski and I've been assimilated by...Da BORG!"
- "I am Laxwana Troi of Borg, Daughter of the 5th House, Holder of the sacred chalice, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed and I want to assimilate your body....
- "I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!!" --- borrowed from the Crouton Generation
- "I'm Harvey Fierstein of Borg. I just wanna be assimilated, is that so wrong?"
- "This is Fonzie of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated... heyyyyy! whoooaaaa!!!!"
- "Hi. This is Stuart Smalley of Borg. I wish to assimilate you, and that's... Okay.
- "I am Wimpy of Borg. I will gladly assimilate you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
- "I am Buhweet of Borg. Wha dub addimilated mean?"
- "Hi ho, hi ho, off to assimilate we go..." --- (Borg White and the 7 lil'Borgs)
- "We are the Borg Dummies! Remember, kids, to always assimilate your seatbelt!
- "I'm Rush of Borg, at the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Assimilation. Prepare yourselves, Ditto Heads!"
- "I am Butthead of Borg. Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated. I am Beavis of Borg. He said `ass' (hu hu hu hu hu)"
- "I am Oprah of Borg - so why did you assimilate your husband?"
- "I am Miss Borgfield! Gentlemen, start your assimilating!"
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