Author: Trek Tech
10. Send their e-mail addresses to spammers and overload their circuits
9. Beam Neelix over to cook leola root for them
8. Have Uhura sing on a sand dune in the moonlight
7. 10,000 ships all doing the Picard Maneuver at once
6. Spray their circuits with a garden hose, it'll be a shocking experience
5. Put Ipecac syrup and Dulcolax into the drinking water
4. Take a sledgehammer to all toilets but one
3. Withhold the Midol, warp away as the females swell up and explode
2. Allow them to access porn images over the net, unknowingly via
New Zealand, and kick 'em with a $1,000,000 phone bill
1. Plant just one multiplying plastic flamingo in their midst, two
minutes later watch as the cube cracks in half, spilling millions of
hot pink birds into space. They immediately flap to you, squawing
"Momma!" and settle under your deflector dish. |
