Author: Trek Tech
10. When no one's looking, they love to wear pink tutus
9. Mr. Twister!
8. They are the executive producers of "Barney"
7. Pink flamingos coordinate all assimilations
6. "We are Microsoft, you will use Windows. Resistance is futile."
5. Inventors of the MMX technology
4. Creation Entertainment corporate executives
3. The only thing that stops them from assimilating worlds is "ER"
2. Even they couldn't figure out Myst
1. They loved Janeway's bun |