10 The Vidiians--constant worrying about their bionic implants falling off

9 The Bajorans--what fun would it be to assimilate a bunch of losers?

8 The Ferengi--instead of assimilating normally, would charge five bars of latinum (at least!)

7 Humans--too boring

6 Bolians--can't get anything to fit over that great crevasse in the middle of their heads

5 Klingons--once again, TOO MANY BUMPS!

4 Andorians--too intrigued by their weird shade of blue skin

3 Vulcans--too submissive: "You will be assimilated." "That is logical."

2 The Kazon--their hair is as hard as a coral reef

1 THEMSELVES Need I say more?