Author: Trek Tech
10. Transmit "As the World Turns" on all subspace channels
9. Sic a kid in his "terrible twos" on them
8. Send them an 11th grade Algebra textbook
7. Two words: tommy guns
6. Make them eat my mother's meatloaf
5. Beam over a CD of Spinal Tap
4. Get them addicted to Mortal Kombat
3. Try to explain to them the difference between a "Trekkie" and a "Trekker"
2. Install Windows 926843.2 over their operating system
1. Point out to Microsoft's lawyers which way they went |