Deep Space Nine: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sisko: It was seeking deeper meaning. Jake, do you see what we've
learned from all this?

Dax: To get to the other side. Kurzon might have disagreed with me,
Tobin I'm sure wouldn't have had a clue, and then there's...

Kira: It was probably being chased by those cursed Cardassians.

Dr. Bashir: It probably heard about my amazing medical skills not to
mention my sexual prowess and came to get some pointers.

O'Brien: No problem, Commander, I'll get right on it.

Odo: I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault.

Quark: Who, me?

Jake: Check out the babe that just came off that transport!

Grand Nagus: Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road all at once!
You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing!

Gul Dukat: Well, that's a very interesting question...I'm sure we can
work out some kind of arrangement to obtain that information
that will be to everyone's satisfaction.
 
 
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