What may NEVER happen in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine...

Commander Sisko has no advice to give his son, Jake.

O'Brien can't fix something and has to call in a professional.

Odo isn't suspicious of anyone and makes friends easily.

Dr. Bashir discovers that O'Brien is his long-lost brother.

In a token of good will, Quark buys drinks for everyone and gives all of his money to the needy.

Dax has one too many drinks and spends the night with Dr. Bashir.

An entire episode passes without anything at all happening.

"Captain Sisko, you will host 2 of the Federation's most distinguished peace ambassadors for the Dominion Peace Accords: Ambassadors Beavis and Butt-head."

Instead of throwing lawbreakers into the brig, Odo lets everyone off with a warning.

Dr. Bashir won't operate on Quark for fear of a malpractice suit.
 
 
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