Things You'll NEVER Hear on an Episode of Star Trek...

Sisko: "Does anyone else think my nose is too big?"

Kira: "You know, for some reason I feel like being nice to everyone today...Happiness and joy, happiness and joy..."

Odo: "Hey, you wanna turn down the heat in here? I'm startin' to melt!"

O'Brien: "Gee, I love my job."

Quark: "Want a free drink?"

Bashir: "Oh God, I've made a mistake... my life is ruined..."

Dax: "Julian, I've been around for 300 years and I have yet to encounter somebody as great as you." (I'm convinced she'll *never* drop him a compliment)

Nog & Jake: "Gee, I wonder if we should be in school or something instead of skulking around and causing trouble?"

Worf: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and bright. And I pity - any girl who isn't me tonight!"

Picard: "Once you have found her, never let her go.   Once you have found her, nev,  er,  let,  her, go!!!!"

Data: "And a Knight with his banners all bravely unfurled, now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!! I am I, Don Quoixote, the Lord of La Mancha, my Destiny calls and I go.  And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onward - whither so ever they blow."

Geodi: "I'm Sancho, yes I'm Sancho, I'll follow my master till the end.   I tell all the world,proudly, I'm his squire, I'm his friend."

 
 
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