The World According to Garak

"The Truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."

"Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder."

"Never tell the same lie twice."

"Haven't you heard? This is the plan where I pretend to be their friend... and then I shoot YOU!"

Garak: Why Doctor they're all true.
Bashir: Even the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies. . .

"I'm not in the mood for rude, noisy and vulgar today."

"If there's one thing Cardassians excel at, it's conversation."

Worf: I am a warrior, not a murderer.
Garak: What you are is a great disappointment.
 
 
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