- He managed to blackmail a Ferengi (Emissary)
- When Klingons attack him he not only kicks their ass but gets them to surrender
- His son isn't a snot-nosed geek
- His XO wears a cool earring
- He has never, ever been split into a good and evil half
- After being critically wounded he still has a sense of humor
- Janeway worshiped a god. Kirk fought a god. Picard became a god. Sisko has done all three with style.
- His lectures make southern Baptist preachers jealous
- Can lay out a guilt trip like no other
- Hasn't been beaten in hand to hand combat.
- Drinks Klingon Coffee (rakatajino) instead Earl Grey or wimpy human coffee.
- First Officer has never betrayed the Federation
- Has a Doctor that doesn't mind killing a couple of Klingons before breakfast.
- One word: Defiant
- Sisko's girl came back even though it meant a jail sentence
- After a Klingon killed his friend, Sisko kicked his ass really hard
- He and his crew took on a Klingon fleet.
- His engineer never had to go to the academy because he is SOOOOOO good.
- He can out Ferengi the Ferengi.
- His science officer has found anomalies boring.
- He lost his true love to the Borg not some wimpy Klingons or Q
- After fighting the Dominion he went and got a new ship. After five years Kirk got the same ship with a software upgrade.
- When he say, "fire a spread of torpedoes" Worf fires more than one
- He managed to SAVE his son from the Klingons.
- He actually realizes that there is no up and down in space
- Worf wouldn't live much longer if threatened to kill Sisko where he stood
- Q came to DS9 once and was scared away. He won't leave Janeway or Picard alone.
- Two words: Quantum Torpedoes
- Sisko makes a better Klingon than Worf
- Plays baseball instead of reading Shakespeare
- Fought genetically engineered soldiers (Jem'Hadar) in hand to hand and not only won but gained their respect.
- When he chases Maquis in to the badlands he doesn't get lost
- His XO fought the Cardassians and won.
- His Bartender doesn't wear silly hats
- When he opens fire nothing survives
- His ship has armour.
- He lets Worf get violent
- Not only did he help build the Defiant, but he can cook too
- His son actually looks like him
- He can get his uniforms tailored.
- Destroying Klingon ships is a hobby
- He has never been captured by the Cardies
- O'Brien and Worf prefer him to Picard
- When Admirals go crazy he holds them at phaser point. Picard just talks to them in a stern voice
- StarFleet listens to him instead of the other way around
- He was prophesied
- He has fought enemies that would make Kirk cringe.
- If you are lying he will tell you so.
- Sisko was scared once. He didn't like it and has never been since
- He saves the Federation on a daily basis.
- When someone betrays him he promises to hunt them to the ends of the universe
- He knows what a hot dog is.
- When he was only a commander he had the most powerful ship in the fleet
- Death is scared of him.
- Kirk has to slingshot around the sun. Janeway and Picard are sucked into temporal rifts. Sisko has an orb that is safe, clean and quick.
- He never had to steal his cloaking device
- His XO looks good in leather.
- Both Janeway and Picard have been stuck in the Delta Quadrant. Sisko knows better
- He holds a grudge
- He always shoots to kill
- When he gets angry he makes Klingons cry
- Sisko saved Kirk's life from a tribble
- He is a major figure of Earth History.. twice. (Gabriel Bell and Ben Sisko).
- Has crossed over into parallel universe. Not scared. Did it again.
- Avery is by far the best first name of a ST Captain's actor.
- Only person who doesn't get weak in the knees just looking at Terry Farrell
- Only person on DS9 not afraid of Kira
- Used to hang out with Curzon Dax
- Can throw a killer fastball.
- Is a GOOD Dad
- He sets the fashions for the Federation (Generations - Voyager)
- He beat ex-terrorist Bajoran military at guerrilla warfare (The Seige)
- He'll never spend an episode wondering if he should have had a family
- His security officer would have a reasonable explanation for growing a ponytail between episodes
- He underwent torture by dehydration in a Polo-neck! (Paradise)
- He overturned centuries of Cardassian legal precedent by walking into a courtroom and just looking at the judge (Tribunal)
- Tests show, if he doesn't get his own way, he'll collapse the wormhole (The Search, Part II)
- When Picard falls in love, complex ethical reasons prevent him from continuing . When Sisko fell in love , the only thing that stopped him was her being a figment of somebody else's imagination (Second Sight)
- He survived Wolf 359 without being on the Borg's side (Emissary)
- Picard's entire command crew would NEVER all go to his quarters for a meal (Picard had cooked himself (Equilibrium)
- He trashed a gambling joint with his Science Officer (Rivals)
- He's the equivalent of Moses in the Bajoran Religion
- Omnipotent, shmomnipotent . He punched Q instead of hiding in his ready room. (Q-Less)
- He shrugged of a Klingon's headbutt, roared, hit the Klingon off a console twice and flipped him over his back (Invasive Procedures)
- Nobody escapes from the Jem'Hadar . Except Sisko . Twice (The Jem'Hadar - The Search, Part II)
- Rearrange these words into a well known phrase or saying : Device, Cloaking (The Search, Part I - Defiant)
- StarFleet ordered Picard to take command of the Enterprise, Sisko ordered StarFleet to give him the Defiant (The Search, Part I)
- Picard is a major figure in the Federation, Sisko is a major figure in Earth history (Past Tense, Part II)
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