by Jesse Glaspey & Daniel Furuya
10. Your name is 'Odo'
9. When the Founders ask you to join the great link, you go "Mmmmm. Sausage."
8. You shapeshift into Dax's furniture.
7. You shapeshift into Quark's furniture (Ewwwww!).
6. You tell the Jem'Hadar to hop on one leg and bark like a dog.
5. You reveal that the white drug the Jem'Hadar take is really human sp**m! (See the 'Kids in the Hall' skit "Soup de Jour")
4. You have a lava lamp on the Founders home world.
3. You vacuum up the great link in a wet/dry vacuum!
2. You point at people and go, "HE'S A CHANGELING!" and go, "Just kidding!"
1. You eat Jell-o in front of another changeling. |
