10 Riker's communicator pin replaced with Klingon agonizer
9 Worf's bed is short sheeted.
8 Captain Picard's Earl-Grey secretly replaced with Folgers Crystals.
7 Data's supply of WD-40 replaced with Super Extra Strength Hair spray.
6 Guinan keeps looking at Picard, then at her watch, then at Picard, then at her watch, then...
5 Geordi's visor wired to receive only the SCI-FI channel.
4 Troi locked in turbolift with George Best.
3 Beverly Crusher tells Picard that Wesley *MIGHT* be his son, but nothing else
2 Worf is mistakenly quoted as "I am *NOT* a homosexual!"
1 StarFleet Academy computer enrolls Wesley in nothing but wood shop classes.