star trek the next generation

Things You'll NEVER Hear on a Star Trek Episode...


Dr. Crusher:  He's dead, Jean-Luc  or  Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a train conductor! 

Barclay:  Gee, transporting is FUN!! Can I do it again? huh? can I? PLEEEEASE? 

LaForge:  Can't I re-calibrate the Warp coils tomorrow? I have a date tonight 

Riker:  Honestly dear, I only love you for your mind 

Worf:  I like to read romance novels 

Deanna:  Chocolate? Ugh! No thank you! it makes my face break out 

Wesley:  I've decided to drop out of the Academy and become a pro wrestler 

Data: I've fallen! and I can't get up! 

Picard:  I actually prefer Led Zepplin to Mozart 

Guinan:  Before I serve you, can I see some I.D. please? 

Sisko -  Witness the power of this fully operational battle station  - SW

Worf -  No one will believe you.  A talking doll, unearthed in the forbidden zone, is no proof of human intelligence  - Planet of the Apes

Picard -  I want you to fall back, by squads, to the incinerator.  Lay down a suppressing fire with flame throwers only  - Aliens

Data -  Too bad about Frank, isn't it  - 2001

Deanna -  Stop you're grinnin and drop your linen  - Aliens

LaForge,  No, really, I think its fine just the way it is. 

Riker:  Deanna, you needn't point out the incredibly obvious. The merely obvious will do.

Picard: Counselor, you needn't point out the incredibly obvious. The merely obvious will do.

Worf: Commander Troi, you needn't point out the incredibly obvious. The merely obvious will do.

Picard:   Today's music ain't got the same soul, I like that old time rock n roll!!! 

Worf:   I'm a little teacup, short and stout.  Here is my handle, here is my spout!!! 

Deanna:   Hit me with your best shot!!  Why don't you hit me with your best shot!  Hit me with your best shot, FIRE AWAY!!! 

Beverly:   You'll be swell!  You'll be great!!!  Have the whole world on a plate!!!  Startin' here, startin' now.  Cause everything's comin' up roses! 

Data:   BORN DOWN IN A DEAD MAN'S TOWN!!!  THE FIRST KID WHO TOOK US WENT AND HIT THE GROUND!!!  END UP LIKE A DOG THAT'S BEEN BEAT TOO MUCH, TIL YOU SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE JUST A COVERIN' UP NOW.. BORN IN THE USA!!!  I WAS, BORN IN THE USA!!! 

Laforge:   I'm an engineer, not a doctor. 
 
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