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Even More Things You'll NEVER Hear on Star Trek...

Dr. Crusher: Now just sit on your rear so I can give you this damn shoot.

Capt.Picard: Ah damn, it's those machines again.(the Borg).

Worf:  Oow!  Stubbed my toe on that damn doorway again.

Data:  My brain hurts! 

Picard:  On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place 

Geordi:  I've just received an order for 47,000,000 kilts from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andrometer 

Wesley:  She turned me into a newt!.......Well, I got better.... But she's a witch! 

Beverly:  I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch! 

The Enterprise Security unit (singing):  Brave Sir Worf ran away, bravely ran away away. When trouble reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled...... 

While Worf is saying:  I didn't!!...I never!! ALL LIES!! 

Worf:   Zip-adee-do-da, zip-adee-a! My oh, my what a wonderful day.   Disney movie.

Picard:  Let's open fire one 'em with every weapon we've got! 

Wesley:  I'm taking control of this ship.  Surrender or die! 

Riker:  Ah, don't worry.  It's just a stage he's going true 

Data:  I say to all you humanoid scum, Die!  Die!  Just wait 'till I rule the universe! 

LaForge:  I think somethin' Is up with his brain. 

Deanna:  Cap'n, Kill the android! 

Worf:   My honor as a Klingon demands that I... ahh, forget it, who'll know? 

Geordi:   I already ran a diagnostic, Commander -- what do you think I am, stupid? 

Guinan:   I really think you should be talking to Counselor Troi about this; after all, I don't want to step on her toes or anything. 

Troi:   Well, you don't need ME to tell you they're lying. 

Data:   Can't do that. 

Beverly:   I don't understand... there's absolutely nothing baffling about this case at all. 

Wesley:   What are you asking ME about the warp coil for?  I'm just a teenager. 

Picard:   We're SKED-uled to arrive in nine hours... 

Q:   Excuse me, Captain -- mind if I come in for a minute? 

Data:  I've got this horrible *pain* in all the *diodes* down my left side.  (from Marvin in 'Hitchhiker's')

Picard:  And remember, I'm not just a spokesman, I'm also a client! 

Riker:  Geordi, I need you down here right away! Deanna keeps turning me down and I've burned out another holodeck! 

Worf:  Captain, if you keep refusing my suggestions to blow things up, I would like to request a transfer! 

Worf & Alexander: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too.

Beverly:  Jean-Luc, guess what? It turns out that Wesley is really Jack's son

after all. 

Here's a quote you'll never hear from ANYONE on the show, sad to say:  The holodeck?  Nahh, that's a waste of time. 

Geordi -  If it's not broken - don't fix it 

Riker:  And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. 

Deanna:  Feelings. Nothing more than feelings ... 

Kurn:  A missing fleet, a StarFleet captain, sons of Duras everywhere. Or a cataclysmic nova, I'd accept with some despair. But no, you gave us Gowron.  But, Worf, Sir, was that fair?  (With apologies to 1776.)

Data:  There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium ...  (Tom Lehrer's  The Elements )

Worf:  I am immortal!  I have inside me blood of kings!  I have no rival!  No man can be my equal!  ( Princes of the Universe  from Highlander)

Crusher:  Will you please tell me why, if you love me as you say, you treated me before in that overbearing way? When I think of your dramatics, and your verbal acrobatics, I'm annoyed! I'm provoked! I'm enraged!  ( I'm In Love,  from The Rothschilds.)

Barclay:  Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see into your imagination.  ( Imagination  from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)

 I've never seen anything like it!  -- Geordi

Odo:  I'm slimy, I'm squishy, I know when something's fishy...  (Tiny Toon Adventures)

Troi:  I feel ... GREAT PAIN  -- Riker:  Oh, sorry, let me try it ... THIS... way ...  

Picard:  Book him Worfo, Murder One 

Worf:  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney..... 

Data:  If we are really in a hurry to get  there Captain, I can attempt a time jump into the past and can get there 3 days before we left here. 

Riker:  Captain, I've decided to leave StarFleet and become a cloistered Monk in Tibet. 
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