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Dr. Crusher: Now just sit on your rear so I can give you this damn shoot.
Capt.Picard: Ah damn, it's those machines again.(the Borg).
Worf: Oow! Stubbed my toe on that damn doorway again.
Data: My brain hurts!
Picard: On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place
Geordi: I've just received an order for 47,000,000 kilts from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andrometer
Wesley: She turned me into a newt!.......Well, I got better.... But she's a witch!
Beverly: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
The Enterprise Security unit (singing): Brave Sir Worf ran away, bravely ran away away. When trouble reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled......
While Worf is saying: I didn't!!...I never!! ALL LIES!!
Worf: Zip-adee-do-da, zip-adee-a! My oh, my what a wonderful day. Disney movie.
Picard: Let's open fire one 'em with every weapon we've got!
Wesley: I'm taking control of this ship. Surrender or die!
Riker: Ah, don't worry. It's just a stage he's going true
Data: I say to all you humanoid scum, Die! Die! Just wait 'till I rule the universe!
LaForge: I think somethin' Is up with his brain.
Deanna: Cap'n, Kill the android!
Worf: My honor as a Klingon demands that I... ahh, forget it, who'll know?
Geordi: I already ran a diagnostic, Commander -- what do you think I am, stupid?
Guinan: I really think you should be talking to Counselor Troi about this; after all, I don't want to step on her toes or anything.
Troi: Well, you don't need ME to tell you they're lying.
Data: Can't do that.
Beverly: I don't understand... there's absolutely nothing baffling about this case at all.
Wesley: What are you asking ME about the warp coil for? I'm just a teenager.
Picard: We're SKED-uled to arrive in nine hours...
Q: Excuse me, Captain -- mind if I come in for a minute?
Data: I've got this horrible *pain* in all the *diodes* down my left side. (from Marvin in 'Hitchhiker's')
Picard: And remember, I'm not just a spokesman, I'm also a client!
Riker: Geordi, I need you down here right away! Deanna keeps turning me down and I've burned out another holodeck!
Worf: Captain, if you keep refusing my suggestions to blow things up, I would like to request a transfer!
Worf & Alexander: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too.
Beverly: Jean-Luc, guess what? It turns out that Wesley is really Jack's son
after all.
Here's a quote you'll never hear from ANYONE on the show, sad to say: The holodeck? Nahh, that's a waste of time.
Geordi - If it's not broken - don't fix it
Riker: And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Deanna: Feelings. Nothing more than feelings ...
Kurn: A missing fleet, a StarFleet captain, sons of Duras everywhere. Or a cataclysmic nova, I'd accept with some despair. But no, you gave us Gowron. But, Worf, Sir, was that fair? (With apologies to 1776.)
Data: There's Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium ... (Tom Lehrer's The Elements )
Worf: I am immortal! I have inside me blood of kings! I have no rival! No man can be my equal! ( Princes of the Universe from Highlander)
Crusher: Will you please tell me why, if you love me as you say, you treated me before in that overbearing way? When I think of your dramatics, and your verbal acrobatics, I'm annoyed! I'm provoked! I'm enraged! ( I'm In Love, from The Rothschilds.)
Barclay: Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see into your imagination. ( Imagination from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)
I've never seen anything like it! -- Geordi
Odo: I'm slimy, I'm squishy, I know when something's fishy... (Tiny Toon Adventures)
Troi: I feel ... GREAT PAIN -- Riker: Oh, sorry, let me try it ... THIS... way ...
Picard: Book him Worfo, Murder One
Worf: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney.....
Data: If we are really in a hurry to get there Captain, I can attempt a time jump into the past and can get there 3 days before we left here.
Riker: Captain, I've decided to leave StarFleet and become a cloistered Monk in Tibet. |
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