star trek the next generation

Wouldn't You Love To Hear Them Say?...

Data: "He ain't heavy, he's my brother."

Data: "Ah, ferget it!"

Geordi: "Well, if we reverse the polarity of the neutron flow..."

Crusher: "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv."

Worf: "Give sanctions more time."

Data: "Zing went the strings of my heart."

Quark: "I don't care too much for money; money can't buy me love."

Sisko: "Man, this script is a clunker."

Dax: "This is my only line."

Data: "I'm afraid even I don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know.  I'm afraid I have to tell you that even I really just don't know."

Data: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Troi: "I've got a good feeling about this."

Riker: "So this is it, we're going to die."

Data: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet..."

Troi (to Riker): "Why you low-down, no-good,  scruffy-looking nurf herder!"

Crusher (to Wes): "Your temperment's wrong for the priesthood, and teaching would suit you still less.  Son, be a dentist, you'll be a success."  (Little Shop of Horrors)

Troi: "There's no one as burly and brawny"

Riker: "As you see I've got biceps to spare."

Picard: "Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny."

Riker: "That's right, and every last inch of me's covered with hair." (Beauty and the Beast)

"A strange virus causes everyone in ten forward to spontaniously drop everything and start singing (in perfect unison) "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM GLORIOUS SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!"

Worf is caught reading a copy of "Healing the Child Within."

Riker is placed in command while Picard is on leave and neglets to blow something up.

Picard has a cup of Earl Grey tea and is violently sick in the head.

Data: "I gotta go!  I gotta go bad!"

Odo (while skipping around the Promenade):"Zip de-di-doo-da! Zip de-di-day! My, oh my, what a wonderful day... la lala..."

Riker: "Help me Obi Wan, your my only hope."

Lwaxana: "Not tonight dear, I have to wash my hair, or, Could you hand me that shawl, I'm getting cold."

Riker (to Troi): "Awhole new world for you and me."

Picard (to bridge crew): "I suppose you're wondering why I called you here today."

Crew: "Are we there yet? and can we pull over at the next stop, I gotta go bad."

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