10) Has to figure out at least a token punishment for Worf for killing a crew member who hid a tribble in Worf's bed as a practical joke.
9) The impulse engines have been making a funny noise lately.
8) Crew refers to him as "Captain Chrome-Dome Retard" behind his back.
7) That the voices in his head telling him to throw Counselor Troi out an airlock will become too insistent to ignore.
6) Ensign Ro has introduced a strain of Bejoran V.D. into the Enterprise population that cordrazine won't even put a dent in.
5) Wesley might come to visit.
4) Luwxanna Troi might come to visit.
3) If he doesn't get the pizzas to Starbase 141 within thirty minutes, they're free.
2) The way Data keeps reading "2001: A Space Odyssey" over and over again.
1) Riker will keep turning down promotion after promotion and he'll NEVER be rid of the big dork!
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