star trek the next generation


Startrek: The Next Generation:"We the Borg"

Worf; We are recieving a hail from the borg vessle Captain...

Picard; On Screen

Borg; I am Perot of Borg. You people will be assimilated...now...

Picard; (signals to close hail) Counselor?

Troi; I'm sensing great annoyance eminating from thier vessle
captain...its almost as if the borg has no real purpose but demands
attention...

Picard; Open Hail...Borg vessle- We will not be assimilated... we are a
free and civilized federa-

Borg; Now...you people have not heard a single word I have said...
Now...Resistence is futile-any fool can see that...if you resist you
will be destroyed...and thats just sad-

Picard; (annoyed) Borg vessle! We will fight you until-

Borg; MAY I FINISH?!!..........Now.......Are you gonna interupt
me.......Now....
can I finish? Are you gonna interupt me? Huh? Can I finish...

Picard; Borg vessle, return to your home space now or we will-

Borg; I dont BELIEVE this! What...Am I talking Tamarian here or
something? You people will be assimilated and thats all there is to
it...now...

Picard; Borg ves-

Borg; CAN I PLEASE FINISH?!!....Is that alright with you? Huh?
Now...(holds up chart) Ya see here...ya got yer Klingons and Romulans
and Cardasians and Ferengi and Everything else and thats all Irelavent
there...now earch and every single one will be assimilated and thats all
there is to it...now...can I finish ...you ARE gonna let me finsish now
aren't you?...now...

Picard; Mr. Worf- Close channel...

Riker; Ensign take us out or here...Warp NINE!!

Troi; My god with a weapon like that they'll be even more powerful than
before...

Worf; Captain Borg Vessle is persuing...

Picard; They could bore us into assimilation...Suggestions...

Worf; Captian! Intruder Alert! Main Bridge! (Worf whips out Phaser)

Borg; (materializing on bridge) ...Now...
Are you gonna interupt me...
May I finish...
Are you gonna interupt me...
Can I finish...
Now..Are you gonna interupt me...
May I finish...
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