star trek the next generation

Imagine If You Will...

Crewmember to Picard: "You're French aren't you?"
Picard to crewmember: "OF COURSE I'm French.  Why do you think I'm speaking
with this outrageous accent.  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.." --From Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Picard: "This new science amazes me.  Data, tell me again how you use sheep's bladder to....." --Also from Monty Python & The Holy Grail..
Riker: "No... it would be immoral, unethical and just plain perverted to do that."

Picard:  "Whoop ... there it is!"
Worf:  "I feel like dancin', dancin', dance the night away ..."
Data:  "I can't get no <boom, boom, boom> satisfaction!"
Riker (to Riker):  "Did I ever tell you you're my hero?"
Data and Lore: "And when I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you!"

Crusher: "Hm? No objection here.  Kill the sonofabitch.  It's the only solution."
LaForge: "You know, it'd make more sense if you just went and bought a new one.  Now, I can get you a great deal on a Sony Isogenic Converter"
Beverly: "I don't care what your feelings are, Worf.  Fire the damn photons, full spread!"
Picard: "Screw the Earl Grey.  Get me some JD and Troi in a black lace teddy RIGHT NOW!"
Riker: "Forget it.  You only want me for my body."
Worf: "Dammit, our missions are peaceful!"
Troi: "I think I see something, Captain." (Descent)
Geordi:  "Yo - My man!"
Worf:  "Wheaties.  Why do you ask?"
Dr. Crusher:  "Has anyone seen my ThighMaster?"
Data: "I inadvertently dissipated spot remover on my feline companion.  He subsequently disappeared."  (-pause-)  "Why are you not laughing?"

(-In the conference room-)
Wesley:  "What if we reprogrammed the replicators to synthesize fluffer-nutters?"
Geordi:    "It might work, Captain."
Picard:  "Wesley - You may have just saved this ship. Mr. LaForge - make it so."

Ensign No-name (stepping onto the transporter pad):  "I regret that I have but one live to give for the Federation."

Advertisement Voice-Over: "We've secretly replaced Scotty's dilithium crystals with new Folger's crystals... "
Kirk:  "I'm - NOT - gonnapayalot - for - this muffler."
Sisko (to the tune of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song):
I'm a Commander and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!
Chorus of Borgs behind him:
He's a Commander and I'm okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day!
I should kill Dax, I love Kira,
I think she should take charge!
I wish I'd been a Borgie,
Just like Jean-Luc Picard!
Worf: "Klingons do NOT drink decaf."

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