10 - 10 year or 10,000 light-year bumper to bumper warranty.
9 - Discount on next starship purchase with each refill of dilithium crystals.
8 - Comes complete with bald captain, and blind engineer. (child genius extra).
7 - Conn and Ops side airbags.
6 - Holodecks are great for showing off.(NOTICE: Holodecks are NOT
covered by warranty)
5 - Arboretum for when holodecks are malfunctioning.
4 - Separates into two pieces for easy storage
3 - Fall-away bridge module designed to isolate itself in a collision
2 - There are bathrooms. Honest!
1 - Built in system designed to protect characters with recurring roles.