star trek the next generation

Top 10 Selling points of U.S.S Enterprise.

10 - 10 year or 10,000 light-year bumper to bumper warranty.

9 - Discount on next starship purchase with each refill of dilithium crystals.

8 - Comes complete with bald captain, and blind engineer. (child genius extra).

7 - Conn and Ops side airbags.

6 - Holodecks are great for showing off.(NOTICE: Holodecks are NOT covered by warranty)

5 - Arboretum for when holodecks are malfunctioning.

4 - Separates into two pieces for easy storage

3 - Fall-away bridge module designed to isolate itself in a collision

2 - There are bathrooms. Honest!

1 - Built in system designed to protect characters with recurring roles.

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