10 Filling the Captain's fish bowl with Gagh
9 Showing Barclay the latest list of virulent diseases
8 Rigging a photon torpedo to display a large banner with the word
BANG! on it when detonated
7 Reprogramming the replicators on the ship to replicate nothing but catfood
6 Trapping Riker in the holodeck with no female characters
5 Turning Geordi's VISOR upside-down
4 Greasing the Jeffries tubes
3 Replacing Dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals
2 Using turtle wax on the Captain's head
1 Inviting Q to play with the Captain
|
