star trek the next generation

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Kirk: You chicken bastard, you killed my son... You chicken BASTARD, you killed --- my SON... you CHICKEN bastard, you KILLED my --- son! Yooooo... chicken... bastard... youkilledmyson!

Spock: Fascinating, Captain.

McCoy: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!

Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.

Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?

Sulu: Don't call me Tiny!

Chekov: It must have been on its way to assist in saving my life for the billionth time..did I scream this time?

Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock!

Charlie X: Because it didn't want to STAY...STAY...STAY...

Harry Mudd: Chicken? I don't remember any chicken. No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.

Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned.

Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken...

V'Ger: To join with the Creator.
 
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