star trek the next generation

More Things That You'll NEVER Hear on a Star Trek Episode...

Kirk: "Dammit, Spock, my perm's starting to frizz!"

Spock: "Captian, I can only mate once every seven years... and you're starting to look pretty good to me."

Bones: "I'm a doctor, not a transvestite Nazi Eskimo!"

Scotty: "She'll hold together fine, Captian. Go ahead and go as fast as you want, fire phasers all day, whatever."

Chekov: "Keptin, do hyou tink my ahkzent could be ahny ticker?"

Sulu: "Did it ever occur to any of you guys that in 25 years we'll be doing guest appearances on the Home Shopping Network?"

Crew: "Sit down Jean, Sit down Jean, for god's sake Jean, Sit down"  - 1776

Klingons - "I like to be in the Fed'ration, O.K. by me in the Fed'ration, Everything free in the Fed'ration, for a small fee in the Fed'ration" - West Side Story

Borg: "Dear kindly Captain Picard, ya gotta understand, It's just our bringing'upke that gets us out of hand.  Our mothers all are test tubes, our dads are cyberpunks Golly Moses, natherly we're punks"  - West Side Story

Worf to Picard: "Boy, boy, crazy boy - Get Cool boy! Got a rocketm in your pocket-Keep coolly cool boy Don't get hot, 'Cause man you got, Some high times ahead. Take it slow, and Daddy-o, you can live it up and die in bed!"  - West SideStory

Shelby to Team on beaming over to the Borg: "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!" - Wiz of Oz

Shelby: "Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me a math, find me a find, catch me a catch.

Matchmaker, Matchmaker look through your book, and find me a perfect match" - Fiddler on the Roof

Crew: "Wesley Crusher, Wesley Crusher, Run an' get 'im!  Run an' get 'im! Run, ye men, or ye will never see another mornin'!  Go an' stop 'im! Go an' stop 'im! Run, ye Starfleet men, or ye won't play another GAME!"  - Brigadoon

Picard: "Long cazy hair, long beautiful hair!" - HAIR (Paraphrase anyway)

Deanna and Riker: "People, Will say, we're in Love!" - Oklahoma

Barclay: "Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh what a beautiful day.  I got a beautiful feelin', everythin' goin my way" - Oklahoma
 
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