10. It's being held in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven
9. When you count the fake Spock ears in the room, you come up with an odd number.
8. Ben and Jerry's unveils a weird-tasting new flavor called 'Roddenberry'
7. Dorks with "Moe" haircuts keep wandering in from the Three Stooges convention down the hall
6. So-called starship Enterprise looks a lot like an RV wrapped in papier-mache
5. By the time you get there, they've already run out of "Spockwiches"
4. The keynote speaker is William Shatner's hairpiece
3. The hookers all look like Klingons
2. You keep running into a guy with no pants who wants to show you his phaser
And the #1 sign that you're at a bad Trek convention.......
1. Someone yells "Beam me up, Skippy!" |
