#10 - The crew are big fans of the HMS Bounty.
#9 - Prime Directive? We don't need no stinking Prime Directive!
#8 - It will be revealed that the new captain is one of Mudd's Women.
#7 - The original script named the captain Ginger, and the first mate Gilligan.
#6 - Delta Quadrant, there goes the neighborhood.
#5 - It's just another claim on the Starfleet Shipyards.
#4 - The new first officer (Native American and former terrorist) just found out the captain is a descendant of Custer.
#3 - The holographic doctor is a leftover from the Clinton healthcare plan.
#2 - They might get home. Remember what happened the last time a craft named Voyager came home (it spawned a terrible movie).
And the #1 reason to be concerned about the USS Voyager -
The defense systems are controlled by a Pentium processor. |
