10. Britain has actually won a medal at the Winter Olympics (or any Olympics for that matter!)
9. The Cancer Man has given up smoking.
8. "Space Precinct" is a far better show than "Babylon 5".
7. The band Oasis doesn't trash hotel rooms; they're tidy and well behaved.
6. Counsellor Troi can actually sense something.
5. Brent Spiner's album 'Ol Yellow Eyes is Back' stays at number one of the Billboard Album charts for ten months.
4. Gates McFadden gets more than ten minutes of screen time in a Star Trek film.
3. Data and the country singer, who was in 'The Neutral Zone', go on a five month tour of the Dominion.
2. The Starship Voyager doesn't lose a shuttlecraft every episode.
And The Number One Sign You're In A Parallel Universe...
1. The new captain of the Starship Universe wears a very long scarf, keeps inanely grinning, whilst offering you a jellybaby from a very large paper bag. |
