Riker: "To be, or not to be, what the hell is going on here?"
Borg: "I am Hamlet of Borg, to be, or not to be assimilated..."
Worf: "To be, or not to be, there is no question, I have disgraced my family and now I must die!"
Troi: "To be, or not to be?... I sense doubt."
Kirk: "To be, or not to be..." (with really elaborate hand gestures and poorly-done melodramatic overacting)
Picard: "To be, or not to be..." (same as above, but done with competant acting. Also add a "make it so" at the end of the speech)
Beverly: "To be, or not to be a tease to Jean-Luc."
Wesley: "To be, or not to be a pathetic wuss."
Barclay: "To be, or not to be? Oh, I can't decide--it's time to run program nine on the Holodeck!"
Data: "To be, or not to be--I fail to see the importance of this vague query, sir."
Q: "To be, or not to be--well, I know you limited humans could never hope to be as glorious as I!"
Geordi: "To be, or not to be modulated, that is the question. 'Tis it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of the tachyon flux-emmision or to compensate for the delta-trialic waves... aye but there's the rub, whether or not our forward sensor array can detect such particles..." |
