Parody of Len’s “Steal My Sunshine”
“STEAL MY VOYAGER” lyrics written by Nicole Thompson

‘Hey dude’
‘Yeah trekkie?’’
‘Did you see that DS9 got canceled?’
‘Yeah, I hope they don’t do that to Voyager.’
(Laughs) ‘Yeah, that’d uh sux’
‘Well maybe we should see what we can do to keep it on’
‘What do you suppose we should do?’
‘Well do you think that the producers like bribes?’

I was lying on the couch watching Voyager Wednesday night
Indulging in my obsession
My mind was lost in the Delta Quadrant
All I had on my mind was that hottie Tom
It was so insane as you can guess
Of course you can’t be a trekkie without a fantasy
So I had a million miles of fun

Chorus:
I know it’s up to them
If you steal my Voyager
Makin’ sure it’s still on Wednesday nights
If you steal my Voyager
Looking up Linda’s Voyager page again
If you steal my Voyager

‘Check-come here, come here’
‘Wow look at that’
‘I know’
‘I’ve never seen Janeway lose her temper like that’
‘I did once before-but she’s really mad now’
‘Do you think Neelix rationed her coffee again?’
(Laughs)
Tommy! I love you!

I was sitting in the computer chair between commercials Voyager night
C-R-A-Z-Y, that’s me
I’m on zap.to/stv surfing some more
There’s another 100 some pictures already up
Well, I’m laughing milk out of my nose-on the fun page
Indulging in my addiction to Star Trek: Voyager
Wondering why BLT has not been on lately
Let’s hope she’s not pregnant again

(Chorus)

I know it’s more for me
If you steal my Voyager
It’ll sux when they take it off the air
If you steal my Voyager
Don’t cancel it or I’ll sue you for mental suffering
If you steal my Voyager
If you steal Captain Janeway
If you don’t steal Chakotay
If you steal Tuvok the Vulcan
If you steal my Tommy
If you steal B-L-T
If you don’t steal Seven of Nine
If you steal Harry Kim
If you steal the E-M-H
If you steal Neelix the Cook
If you steal Naomi and her mom
If you steal my Voyager
If you steal my Voyager!

Written by:
Nicole Thompson
http://www.homestead.com/maeve7/main.html