10. Suder will play, "How many Kazon can fit in a photon tube?"
9. Paris will achieve Warp Ten again and scare the living &*%%##
out of the Kazon.
8. The doctor will cause "Barney" to be played on all monitors...
the Kazon will go insane! (except for, maybe, Chakotay's kid)
7. Wesley comes, as the Traveler, and (once again) saves the ship from
destruction.
6. Q turns the Kazon into tribbles as a favour to Janeway...B'Elanna
kills all the tribbles.
5. RETURN OF THE BOTHA!!! (those funky aliens from "Persistence of Vision")
4. Seska will finally get smart and whip the living daylights out of
that moronic, sexist pig Cullah and his fellow Neanderthals.
3. Suder makes one of those symbiogenetic orchids...Culska (or Seslah) is born.
2. Cullah, investigating the holodeck, finds a program belonging to
Lt. Paris about an old 20th century TV show called "Baywatch" and
never comes out of the holodeck again.
1. Janeway wakes up in sickbay and discovers it was all a dream...... |
