Just watch Cold Fire and then study the first officer's reaction to Tuvoks
"sporocystian life form toxin" plan You'll see what I mean.
10. He came out of his mother upside down
9. Long, obnoxious "dramatic pauses"
8. Does anybody else think his dad looks like Indiana Jones?
7. All that blue playdoh on his face
6. Just the thought of him and Torres together (shiver)
5. Two words: Rubber people
4. He beats up his own crew till they submit to Tuvok's authority
3. No other first officers have run around naked (as far as we know) Although I know I'd
appreciate it if Major Kira...
2. That time his soul fell out and everybody stood around calling him brain dead
1. That cheese ball story he told Janeway when they were marooned together |
