star trek the next generation

Top 10 Reasons Harry Really Is An Alien
Author: Trek Tech

10. The multiplying plastic flamingos squawk with fright when he comes near

9. That minor detail of his having four big toes on his right foot

8. Two words: Plastic Hair

7. The spots were Magic Marker. He's an alien trying to look like a human trying to look like an alien.

6. His comm badge has a mysterious habit of behaving like a compass

5. There's only two people that can make a clarinet screech so bad: a fourth grader and an alien

4. Rips in the space/time continuum are drawn to him like moths to a lamp

3. No human male could have resisted that long on that planet

2. He was close friends with Wesley

1. He's never heard of Star Wars

 
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