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Top 10 Things Kes Forgot To Mention About The Possible Future
Author: Trek Tech

10. Tuvok has a run in with Armis's brother-in-law and dies a meaningless death

9. The ship is destroyed by hordes of multiplying plastic flamingos

8. Half the ship dies from food poisoning

7. The Alpha Quadrant is really two blocks away if you take the shortcut

6. Chakotay gets a personality in the fifth season

5. The second Caretaker appears and dumps Jeri Taylor, Rick Berman,
and Brannon Braga into the Delta Quadrant

4. The Kazon tear the aforementioned writers apart for making them into morons

3. In six years, Janeway finally decides whether to uphold the Prime
Directive or just get the hell home

2. Wesley saves the universe one too many times, and the Travellers
are so pissed off they wrap him in packing paper and send him fourth
class to Voyager

1. Two seconds after Wesley arrives, he remodulates the anti-phase
converter and gets them home in 22.3 seconds
 
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