10 Neelix's favourite Talaxian dishes can be found in any Italian Restaurant.
9 Chakotay's tattoo is really dried play-do.
8 Janeway's dog is named Lassie.
7 Everything is Wesley's fault.
6 The Doctor *can* leave sickbay.
5 The entire series is just a dream Troi has after eating too much chocolate.
4 Q set the whole thing up as a gag.
3 Torres drinks prune juice.
2 They're really lost in the Alpha Quadrant, but they're holding the star charts
upside-down.
1 The neural gel-packs are really grape JELL-O in a Ziploc bag. |
